bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
2 hours ago 279,817 notes   summerhigh © drunkvanity /reblog

blowjobliam:

zayn loves liam so much and liam loves zayn so much and i love them both so much 

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

2 hours ago 239,534 notes   hate © rabioheab /reblog

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

2 hours ago 141,871 notes   fake-mermaid © heatoise /reblog
2 hours ago 173,818 notes   summerhigh © disvalue /reblog

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

2 hours ago 346,980 notes   fake-mermaid /reblog

loueh:

Philadelphia - 8/14

    (x)

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

2 hours ago 313,458 notes   fake-mermaid © ven0moth /reblog
2 hours ago 421 notes   jemmarps © tscgifs /reblog
  1. me: *owns 264 unread books*
  2. me: *buys 17 new books*
  3. me: *rereads harry potter*
  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU
2 hours ago 17,849 notes   chillin-ziam © wxnslow /reblog
refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL